[✖]Stupidity Test:
[#List]
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 1

[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 2

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 5

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 6

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 8

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. (my phone, i was on it too!!)
So far: 9

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 9

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 11

[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (on my walls too)
[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day. (more like uhhh. but same diff)
So far: 13

Now count them up and put
"I've done ? stupid things out of 36"
I've done 13 stupid things out of 36
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[#List]
OO1. When's the last time you ran?
yesterday morning to get to class

OO2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
some

OO3. What are you dreading right now?
finals

OO4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
no

OO5. When is the last time you saw your significant other?
memorial day. he was working at sunsplash and i got to see him... by see him i mean SEE him. we didnt hardly talk :\

OO8. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
not usually

O11. What's your current favorite song?
i'm yours by Jason Mraz. its me and my "significant other"'s song

O12. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you do?
grumble and pull myself together

O13. Who last grabbed your ass?
uh..........
O14. Have you ever been in your school's band?
nope

O15. Do you own a pair of Converse?
yup

O16. Did you copy and paste this survey?
yes, from sophia

O17. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
hell yeah! who doesnt?? XD

O18. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
yes...

O19. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a slow one right after it?
omg yes! it totally ruins the mood they just set. only lately ive heard like a bajillion breakup songs on the radio.. they make me cry :'(

O21. Do you watch Trading Spaces?
no

O23. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
maybe... maybe not..... okay yes. but so what!?

O24. Are you cocky?
hardly ever, my dear.

O25. Could you live without a computer?
nope. i would die.

O26. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
only the first 20 or so seconds it takes me to get from the garage door to my bedroom.

O27. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
i was 8

O28. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
home phone, my cell, moms cell, and if my stapdads home... 5 or 6
O29. What do you do when you're sad?
uh cry? put on sunglasses. sit outside. call john. unless john was the problem in which case i call becca haha.

O30. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
IF i won the lottery i would call becca first for sure.

O31. Last time you saw your best friend?
like last month. too long, too long.

O32. Who or what sleeps with you?
pillows and blankets. oh and my phone. i fell asleep on it once... if that counts as falling asleep WITH someone then john.

O33. Are you still in high school?
soph next year :\

034. Is anyone on your bad side now?
nnnnnnno... not really.

O35. What jewelry are you wearing?
two gold bracelets john got me when he went to mexico, and a necklace he got me in disneyland

O36. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
email, then IM, then facebook, then this sometimes.

O37. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
no

O38. Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
yes

O39. Where do you work?
babysitting!
O40. What are you doing Friday?
all nighter laser tag!! XD

O41. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
yes.

O42. Favorite name for a girl?
anna, idk haha..

O43. Favorite name for a boy?
niiice sophia "Jed I" thats clever. you should do it someday
well mine is most definately Seth.

O44. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
wait whats your last name?

O45. When is the last time you left your house?
this morning... to go to school. which is where i am right now.

O46. Do you return your cart?
If pushing it in the little cart holder things next to all the cars count then yes I do

O47. Do you have a dishwasher?
yep

O48. What noise do you hear?
people chattering about nonsense. things that dont matter. im in photography.

O49. Would you survive in prison?
no. i dont believe i would.